MY HEART DIAGNOSIS

COMPUTER MAKE: Robert
COMPUTER MODEL: heartbreak 101
NETWORKING STATUS: single and unavailable data type
NETWORK CONNECTION TYPE: missing link
PREVIOUS SERVICES: 6 with progress being seen for a very short time
PROBLEMS:
The computer’s hard drive has crushed and the CPU is over worked causing the processers to avoid multi-tasking. This is interrupting with the storage of vital data in folder WARNING and SHE’S A GOLDDIGGER
Folder BRAIN has been infested with virus namely ‘I want a girlfriend’, ‘is she the one’, ‘she wants me’, ‘I will kiss her’, ‘Iam the best’ and ‘she is faithful’. This displays the message “I am feeling so so so lonely” when any Internet connections are detected.
Folder HEART has been infested with a program called ’gentleman’ prompting the folder MOUTH to do action Flirt and interfere with the operation of the window I AM SINGLE. This is causing a system overload as a result of addition of data to the limited folder COMPLIMENTS.
Folder MEMORY has been infested with LOVE.EXE that deletes all previous experiences and every command that were listed under ‘love does not exist’. this was sited as the reason for the previous shut downs and crushes.
The application fingers have instances of malfunctioning and they end up impressing strange IP Addresses with massages. This usually happens when program ‘gentleman’ installs itself and interrupts operations.
The financial application has been heavily penetrated by the program ’gentleman’ causing diversion of Utility money to non important sites and scams from strange IPs.
DIAGNOSIS:
The computer will be delinked from the various connection networks that it has established and installed with the antivirus U WILL BE DUMPED SOON and analyzed if it is working before it s returned to the workstation.